XY Game Review

Alright, full disclosure. I pre-ordered this. Day one. Premium edition. I literally gave EA my money BEFORE the reviews dropped like an idiot. Then I played the beta and felt that cold sinking feeling...

So my buddy Marcus bought this on early access day one, called me at 2am SCREAMING because a mutant jumped out of a cave and he dropped his controller into a bowl of cereal....

My friend group chat on release day was just screenshots. None of us said anything. Just screenshots of bases, of Pals working in mines, of someone riding a dragon with a rocket launcher. That...

I bought Forza Horizon 5 because my friend Chris wouldn’t shut up about it. Literally every group chat for two weeks: “dude the volcano,” “dude the sound design,” “dude I found a barn find...

I preordered Black Myth: Wukong on impulse after seeing one trailer. No research, no reviews, nothing. Just “monkey with a staff, China, pretty graphics, take my money.” This is not how I normally make...

I installed Hearthstone in 2014 because a friend said “dude it’s free and it’s Warcraft.” That friend no longer plays. I still do. A decade later. This is not a flex. This is a...

My mom bought me Diablo in 1996 from a Best Buy. M-rated. I was like ten. She saw “fantasy adventure” on the box and figured it was fine. First time I clicked on a...

Okay so I need to talk about this game even though it’s been out for like seven years and everyone already has opinions. I’m still thinking about it. I finished RDR2 in December 2018...

I bought Horizon Zero Dawn because robot dinosaurs. That was literally my entire thought process. Saw a trailer with a mechanical T-Rex, opened my wallet. Eighty hours later I was sitting on my couch...

Nineteen years. I’ve been playing this game on and off for nineteen years. Quit six times. Deleted my characters in a dramatic rage quit twice. Re-subbed three months later every single time because the...